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White House To Engineer Perfect Boy Band
Prepare to say 'Bye Bye Bye' to birthright citizenship
Trump Pardons Seventh Grader Who Shit In Urinal
In an unprecedented move late last week, President Donald Trump issued a sweeping pardon to seventh grader Jaden Fassbender...
Top Pentagon Officials Reveal New Policy WWDPD? Amid Internal Chaos
What Would Drunk Pete Do?
Trump Announces Healthcare Plan, Orders Thousands Of Zoltar Machines From ‘Big’ Placed Across Country
Transcript of President Donald Trump’s remarks on Tuesday, December 2, 2025, concerning the GOP’s new healthcare plan
Stephen Miller Denies Rumor Of Assimilation Into Borg Collective
Following an appearance at the Federation summit aboard the Borg Tactical Cube, chief white house political advisor Stephen...