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Piece Of Shit Called Piece Of Shit By Fellow Piece Of Shit
While aimlessly wandering through Mattapan local scumbag Logan Fitzpatrick, 43, whose recent outburst at Thanksgiving dinner...
Wet Mark On Teacher’s Pants Funniest Shit Class Has Ever Seen
Following an absent-minded hand-washing in the bathroom, seventh-grade history teacher Mr. Z, 26, found himself the object...
Doughboy Pressured To Find Nice Doughgirl To Settle Down With
During a gathering at their family manor in Hiawatha the Pillsbury Doughboy was cornered in the kitchen by his Doughparents...